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Nurses Day Funny Poem card

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Nurses Day Funny Poem card (607508)
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Nurses Day Funny Poem card
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Ode To A Nurse
Bedpans and call lights,
contagious pneumonias.
IV's and bandaids and huge hematomas.
Nine feet of packing all covered in green;
These are a few of your favorite things.

Wheezing and sneezing and
coughing up phlegm balls.
Slipping on vomit expelled into the halls.
Sputum that glistens when blown out in strings;
These are a few of your favorite things.

Hepatitis, phlebitis, fractures of the head,
You nurses will care for our every need,
While we are laid up...in....bed.

We Won't Be Quiet!
We Sing Your Praises.
Thank You For All That You Do!
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
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Funny poem written in appreciation of nurses and the hard work they do. The front can be customized to say "Nurses Week" or "Your Graduation". Just let me know by clicking the artist pallet sign below to contact me.
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